BOW WOW Patrol

Track 4

HAMA House

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Kafka

Performance hurdles, hula hoops, all their usual supplies, and their favorite dog food…

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Renga

Alright, that should be everything!

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Kosaka

Oh dear, I'm sorry I had you do all the heavy lifting, just because my back’s been hurting.

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Yukikaze

It's no trouble at all. Your back is important. They say that a strained back is prone to reoccurring, so you shouldn't overdo it.

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Ten

Daniel-san threw out his back that one time, too, right? Haha, that really gave him a rough time.

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Kosaka

You’re too kind. Well, getting dragged around by the dogs is all part of the job, so I can handle that much, at least... but enough about me.

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Kafka

Leave them to us! We’ll take care of your precious companions.

*car pulls up*

*Renga steps out*

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Renga

Leo, Totomaru, Shingen, Ace, and Mile! It's great to see you guys again...! I'm glad you're all doing well!

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Ten

(*Sigh*. Another job with dogs, huh?)

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Liguang

If I recall correctly, each of us will keep our assigned police dogs in our rooms, and we’ll use the backyard for training, correct?

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Yukikaze

Indeed. Some of my little brothers don’t do well with a lot of hustle and bustle. So unless they’re in our rooms or out in the garden, we ought to keep them on a leash.

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Kaede

What about the rabbits you and Liguang-san keep in your room, Yuki-nii? Is it really okay to have dogs there, too?

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Liguang

That shouldn't pose an issue. Sojun’s looking after them temporarily. I had him take them back to the family house.

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Kaede

That’s a relief…! I’ll have to thank Sojun-san properly.

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Yukikaze

… Looks like Shumai will be sharing a room with Leo, Totomaru, and Mile.

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Ten

That’s gonna be quite the crowd. You sure you'll be okay, Shumai?

If you ask me, Shumai’s the heavy possessive type, y’know~

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Kafka

No need to worry. I already explained everything to Shumai.

Flashback

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Kafka

Shumai, come here for a moment. I need to talk to you about something important.

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Shumai

Woof?

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Kafka

Starting today, some police dogs will be temporarily staying with us for an important job.

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Shumai

…! Woof…

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Kafka

I know for a fact that you can make friends with them, Shumai. How about it?

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Shumai

…….

—Woof! Wooof!

HAMA House

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Liguang

I see. That’s surprisingly straightforward coming from you.

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Kafka

Shumai’s a smart boy. As long as I explain things to him beforehand, he’ll understand.

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Renga

M-Me too! I’m sure you’ll get along with Leo and the others, Shumai!

Let’s put in a lot of practice and make this event a success, Leo!

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Leo

Ruff!

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Kafka

……

Well then. Since you’ll all be staying here for the time being, let me show you around HAMA House.

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Yachiyo

Grrr… President, you’re really letting these damned mutts stay here…!?

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Kafka

You know this has already been decided.

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Yachiyo

They’re gonna invade my turf…! Just because they’re kinda cute, they think they can get away with anything… Those lawless ruff-ians…

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Kafka

Alright, we get it. I’ll keep them away from the 4th floor, so you can keep your distance. Just don’t slack off on your work.

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Yachiyo

Yesss… I’ll do everything other than the dog stuff... ‘Cause I really want my paycheck…

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Kafka

Come on, follow me. There are some people who’ve been wanting to meet you all. I’ll introduce you!

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Police Dogs

Woof!

HAMA House Living Room

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Akuta

Uwoaahhh! They're here, they're hereee!!! Everybody, give it up for our honored police dogs~!!! 

A movie starring a dog as a lead… OH! I can see the vision already! This future intergalactic film director's overflowing with inspiration~~~!!!

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Chihiro

W-What a bunch of cuties~! So fluffy and floofy! And those sparkly little eyes? Totes adorbs!!! 

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Toi

Uwaaah! Just watching them walk around brings a smile to my face…

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Mile

Arf...

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Toi

Even a little guy like you can be a police dog...! That’s amazing! Who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy~

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Akuta

Ooh! We got a Doberman here! And a German shepherd, too… and—

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Ten

Totomaru's a Kai Ken.

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Akuta

A Kai Ken!? That's THE police dog right there! So~ coool!!! Nice to meet'cha, pupperz!

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Chihiro

And huskies just have the sweetest smiles ever~! Thankies for letting me snap a pic, Shingen!

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Kafka

Haha. Looks like everyone’s getting along already…

Now, as a little introduction, how about we show you the tricks Kosaka-san taught us the other day?

HAMA House Backyard

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Kafka

… Alright then, Mile. This handkerchief belongs to someone here. Think you can find its owner?

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Mile

… *sniff sniff*

… Arf!

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Chihiro

Woah, awesome! You totally nailed it~! Yup, that’s Chii’s hanky ♪

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Toi

He got it on the first try…! I wonder if Mile can tell that Chii-sama’s an invincible idol just from his scent?

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Kaede

Oh, everyone's already here! Looks like things are going well, Kafka.

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Kafka

Chief-chan. Shumai, too.

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Shumai

Woof... Woof~

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Kaede

(So Kafka really did have a talk with Shumai. Normally, he’d be barking by now, but he's quietly watching the other dogs instead.)

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Renga

Alright, Leo! Jump the hurdle, then catch the frisbee, got it? —Here we go!

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Akuta

Anddd Leo has taken off! Look at that speed! He clears the hurdles with ease... and what a spectacular jump...

*Akuta takes out his film camera*

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Renga

Wah!?

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Akuta

And there it goes! Renga-san's frisbee curves through the air, but then…

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Leo

Ruff!

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Akuta

What a curry catch1 ! Another flawless performance~~! Leo takes the gold!!! 

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Renga

Nice job, Leo!

Hmph… See that, Liguang!? Leo and I make quite the team!

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Liguang

You’re only getting by thanks to Leo’s competence, though.

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Renga

W-What did’ya say…!? I mean… Leo is amazing, but still!

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Ten

Alright, let’s get this over with, too.

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Yachiyo

I’ll… just watch from over here…

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Kaede

(Yachiyo-kun, you’re really keeping your distance…)

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Ten

Okay, Totomaru. Hoop.

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Totomaru

......

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Kaede

Wow, he went through it in the blink of an eye...! Totomaru’s really talented too!

*clapping*

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Yukikaze

You pull off such difficult tasks so effortlessly, without even batting an eye… Ten, Totomaru, you two are more alike than I thought.

Looks like you two make a great pair. It’s nice to see.

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Ten

… Pass~ I’d rather not be compared to a dog.

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Yachiyo

Wait... you're right! They're both pitch-black, you can never tell what they're thinking, and they always look so unmotivated! You guys are like two peas in a pod, Ten-kun!  

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Ten

Haha… Now that's just rude.

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Kaede

They barely had any time to practice, and yet they’re already in sync... That’s so cool. I can't wait for the real thing, Kafka!

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Kafka

… Yeah.

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Kaede

Huh? What’s wrong?

… Is there something on your mind? You look troubled.

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Kafka

… It’s nothing. There’ll be a lot of people around. I just don’t want you to get lost.

Though I’m confident that I’d still be able to find you, even in a crowd.

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Kaede

Haha. You’re worrying too much, Kafka. But you're right. It'll definitely be crowded on the day of the event, so I’ll be careful not to get separated.

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Kafka

… Good. Promise me, alright?

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Kaede

…? Okay. I promise.

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Kafka

Alright then, let's get back to practice. Mile, you ready for the next trick?

HAMA House 2F Corridor

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Renga's Manager

[... I wasn't expecting you to call out of nowhere, and to ask me to double-book his schedule…]

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Kafka

… I’ve already secured the offer. The moment I give the signal, he’ll be on set.

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Renga's Manager

[Who exactly is this offer from?]

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Kafka

From the long-established manufacturer—

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Renga's Manager

[What!? A company that big!? A-And this is for a series of commercials, right? If everything goes well, this could turn into a multi-year contract…]

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Kafka

That's right. They said that if he accepts this offer, they’d love to keep working with Renga going forward.

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Renga's Manager

[That sounds wonderful! We'd love to accept the offer, but…]

[Renga-san’s been looking forward to this police dog event so much. He talks about it nonstop, even in the middle of a shooting.]

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Kafka

… I know. Even so, I can’t let Renga take part in it. He could end up getting caught in something dangerous.

I'm sure as his manager, you wouldn't want to see Renga get hurt either… would you?

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Renga's Manager

[Of course I don’t, but...]

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Kafka

I have to keep Renga away from HAMA on that day. So please... I’m asking this as a personal favor.

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Renga's Manager

[... Understood. I’ll schedule the shoot for that day…and let Renga-san know.]

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Kafka

……

(… I’m sorry, Renga. But I’ve already made up my mind.)

HAMA House Tiger Room

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Renga

Kafka! Ten! You’ve gotta hear this!!

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Kafka

What’s up, Renga?

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Renga

My managir called me saying I landed a huge job! I got cast in a commercial series everyone knows about.

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Ten

Wow, isn’t that great news? So, how much do these sorta jobs usually pay?

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Renga

I-I can’t tell you how much it pays… But the shoot’s the same day as the police dog event… My managir said the schedule can’t be changed…

I racked my brain trying to figure this out, but I couldn't come up with anything…

Do you have any ideas, Kafka? You're smart, so I thought that maybe… you’d be able to convince my managir and come up with a way I could still participate in the event…

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Kafka

… But this is a huge opportunity for you, isn’t it?

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Renga

Yeah, that's exactly why…!

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Kafka

I'll explain everything to the organizers. So—you can just go ahead and do the shoot, Renga.

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Renga

… Huh? W-Why’s it gotta be like that!? I came to you for advice because I want to do both…

Up until now, you’d tell me to put my ward mayor duties first... You even talked to my managir yourself, remember?

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Kafka

That's true. But those jobs weren't nearly as important, and there was room to reschedule them. I think you should prioritize your celebrity career this time.

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Renga

B-But… there aren’t any other talents participating, and the filming will be done indoors. Usually they’d be able to work around my schedule…

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Kafka

The police dog event is only a one-time thing, but that commercial’s a part of a series. It could lead to years of work. I really think that’s what’s best for you, Renga.

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Renga

……, ……, ……

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Ten

(Uh-oh… Prez's not his usual selfー) 

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Renga

B-But… I-I love dogs. Y'know how much this event means to me, Kafka…

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Kafka

You’re not a kid anymore, Renga.

I’m the main host for the police dog event, and the rest of R1ze will be there, too. The event will still go on even if you aren’t there.

You need to start thinking about what's best for you and act on it.

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Renga

I-I know it's important… but to me…!

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Kafka

Besides, you’ll still get to see Leo and the others at the dorms. Since your manager’s already accepted the offer, shouldn’t you follow through?

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Renga

Wh-What’s gotten into you, Kafka!? Normally… you’d lend me a hand…

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Kafka

Nothing’s wrong with me. I’m just being honest with you.

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Renga

Gh…!

I’m not giving up! I’m gonna be at the police dog event, no matter what!!

*Renga walks out of the room*

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Ten

Ooh~... A fight? That’s unusual.

But Prez, that was pretty unreasonable, coming from you. Right, Shumai?

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Shumai

Woof!

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Kafka

......

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Ten

(... Did Prez find out about that organization using dogs to commit crimes?)

(So that’s how it is—. He wants to protect the dog from the other dogs. That’s hilarious.)

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Kafka

 (... No matter what anyone says… what I did… wasn’t wrong.)

  1. 「カレーにキャーッチ」or “Curry Catch” is likely a pun reference to Stephen Curry, whose known as one of the greatest three-point shooters in the history, as well as the Japanese word "karei"「華麗」or “splendid”. Akuta must’ve likened Leo’s effortless frisbee catch to Curry’s signature long-range shooting, where he shoots multiple 3-pointers with ease and accuracy while traveling to different locations.

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